Category Archives: Short Attention Span Theater

A Peek Inside the Microsoft Marketing Machine

Since I am likely to be playing with Longhorn Windows Vista all day, I thought I had better give y’all something to do. I found this clip while browsing "Escape From Yesterworld" during my Longhorn Windows Vista download marathon yesterday. … Continue reading

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Remembering Clippy

Sometimes I really miss Clippy. You remember, the wiry little office supply product that used to offer friendly hints to MS Word users in the pre-Office XP days. I’d always heard that he got fired because OfficeXP was so easy to use … Continue reading

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I am a Dog Person

I have always been a dog person. Frankly, I have never really cared much for cats. I realize they are cute, graceful and everything – but I have always also found them to be somewhat aloof, arrogant, and more than a little lazy. When you … Continue reading

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Dance Like a White Guy

As I mentioned in the last post, Loretta and I are planning on taking some dance lessons. Being the geek that I am, I have scoured the internet for the best deals in our area. I found some classes available at our … Continue reading

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Friday Funnies

It has really been an interesting week up here in the Aporism-osphere. I started out about as low as I can get, but it is most definitely winding down on the upswing. But like I say in my disclaimer – … Continue reading

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