Dance Like a White Guy

As I mentioned in the last post, Loretta and I are planning on taking some dance lessons. Being the geek that I am, I have scoured the internet for the best deals in our area. I found some classes available at our local rec center, but they don’t start until July. So I thought I’d look for some "teach yourself" guides to try in the meantime.

I think this one looks promising.

 

 

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Dance Like a White Guy

 

 

Maybe Chubby Checker could do a song about the "Honky Hump." It might go like this…

Come on baby let’s do the Honky Hump
Come on baby let’s do the Honky Hump
Take me by my little hand and go like this
Ee-oh hump baby baby hump
Oooh-yeah just like this
Come on little miss and do the hump

My daddy is sleepin’ and mama ain’t around
Yeah daddy is sleepin’ and mama ain’t around
We’re gonna hump hump hump
‘Til we turn the house down
Come on and hump yeah baby hump
Oooh-yeah just like this
Come on little miss and do the hump

Yeah you should see my little Sis
You should see my my little Sis
She really knows how to rock
She knows how to hump
Come on and hump yeah baby hump
Oooh-yeah just like this
Come on little miss and do the hump
Yeah rock on now
Yeah hump on now
Hump!

 

…or not.